Jesus H Christ's awesome fuckin' journal

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:31:08 GMT

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Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:48:55 GMT

Summer's Here!

Thu, 25 May 2006 12:42:16 GMT

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 15:20:25 GMT

Remember...

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:38:43 GMT

Further cashing in.

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 22:59:01 GMT

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 01:19:51 GMT

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Wed, 01 Jun 2005 23:25:44 GMT

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Wed, 01 Jun 2005 23:24:29 GMT

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 12:40:34 GMT

You won't believe what happened to me today.

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 17:23:43 GMT

Somedays you just don't feel like being crucified...

New movie at:

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Thu, 03 Jun 2004 13:58:38 GMT

Some of you droning food tubes have continued to question me. Here is an example:

"Dear Sweet Jesus, I want so much to have faith in you but can't understand why there is suffering in the world. Please help me to see the truth..."

Etcetera. Blah blah. You want the truth? Ever heard of "free will"? This means that as your lord on high and creator I am sick to the teeth of your bullshit and just want a quiet life, smoking crack, playing counterstrike, having Britney suck me off and swallow. So you can fuck off with your piddling problems. Go, suffer, die, give a shit. Don't come crawling to me; you've got free will, suckers, free will to be blown up or catch AIDS or whatever.
OIh, and for all you satan worshippers - don't come to me with your crap either. You're going to burn in hell too, no need to celebrate it.

Fri, 28 May 2004 11:04:45 GMT

A lot of people have been asking me what I think about the issue of gay marriage, an issue that I see causes a lot of fuss down there in skanksville usa. And what about homosexuality generally? Is it a sin. Well I think I can lay down once and for all my views on the matter.

It's super.

Thanks for asking.

Memories.....

Wed, 26 May 2004 11:12:24 GMT

Tue, 25 May 2004 17:45:00 GMT

I've heard some of you bitches don't believe I'm the real thing. Well, screw you, like I give a shit. You'll all be changing your minds when you're burning in hell, believe me. Free will suckers.
Some stupid bitch has quoted from that book we put out a while back - the one you earth-bound cunnies edited the shit out of. And she's right - doesn't matter what religion you're born into, all you have to do is believe in me and never do anything bad and you're sweet as sweet up in the clouds with St Peter and the rest of them. Except you're all doing bad shit, coveting your neighbor's ass and all that.
So why not go the fuck and covet it, not going to stop now are you? Go pork it from behind for all I care, push her guts in a bit while you're at it. Might as well, eh?
Cunts.

Fri, 21 May 2004 12:33:41 GMT

I've been asked a few questions by some grovelling creeps out there and thought if I answered a few maybe you'd fuck off with your whiny prayers.
First of all, the question of whether those of you born into a different faith get into heaven. Well, no. But then again, no big loss, all that sitting around on boring cunting clouds playing the harp, stroking your beard and pouting... load of fucking shit if you ask me. Plus you have to live your whole life like Mother Theresa to get up there, you know, make friends with dictators, sort out india by building shitloads of churches and tell all the starving kids not to use contraception. And as much as you cunnies may think you're holy there's a whole shitloads of dried up nuns ahead of you in the line.
I know you've got impure thoughts, better go flagellate your ass. Oh, that would be another one, better whip harder bee-atch!

Wed, 19 May 2004 13:30:57 GMT

Some days even the son of god can get tired of counterstrike, masturbation and smoking crack. So I magicked up Britney Spears and got her to suck my fucking dick.
It's great being Jesus.

Tue, 18 May 2004 14:44:06 GMT

Eh yo.
Managed to get my ass out of the house today to go to the store to get some rollin papers. There was some old bitch in front of me trying to pay with pennies so I turned her into a pillar of salt.
It's fucking great being Jesus.