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Jesus H Christ's awesome fuckin' journal
Pray me some fuckin money, cunnies
Created on 2004-05-18 06:49:04 (#3184272), last updated 2006-09-10
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Basic Info BioHey you snivelling fucks. Get a load of me, I'm Jesus H Fucking Crist. Woo!
I can do loads of cool shit like walking on water which I turned to wine. Not now, though, because I'm dead, except that I'm not, it's just that I'm in heaven, seated to the right hand of my dad who is actually me or something (confusing shit).
I'm actually responsible for everything in the world and space too, so if anything bad is going on in your life, feel free to pray to me though I stress that if you want results you'd better do it yourself because I don't give a shit about you or your stupid fucking free will.
I've been living in heaven with the 20 dead people dad's let in here over the years, but that's got kinda dull, so I'm back down on Earth, living in Basingstoke, England, smokin' some crack and playin' some counterstrike, waiting for the year 2010 when I get to blow up all you losers.
Hitler is love.
mail me at jeezusc@yahoo.co.uk
I can do loads of cool shit like walking on water which I turned to wine. Not now, though, because I'm dead, except that I'm not, it's just that I'm in heaven, seated to the right hand of my dad who is actually me or something (confusing shit).
I'm actually responsible for everything in the world and space too, so if anything bad is going on in your life, feel free to pray to me though I stress that if you want results you'd better do it yourself because I don't give a shit about you or your stupid fucking free will.
I've been living in heaven with the 20 dead people dad's let in here over the years, but that's got kinda dull, so I'm back down on Earth, living in Basingstoke, England, smokin' some crack and playin' some counterstrike, waiting for the year 2010 when I get to blow up all you losers.
Hitler is love.
mail me at jeezusc@yahoo.co.uk
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